Wait for it, Wait for it…

Heh heh, ummmm, soooooo…this is awkward. Remember the whole brand new Sarahcentric site? The stunning beauty that would make your eyes water and hair stand on end? Yyyyyeah, well…I kinda blew it. You see, all I really needed to do was change DNS name servers to point to my new web hosting. I didn’t need to do a full domain transfer.

Oh wait, did I just bore you? I’m not surprised, because I found the whole situation incredibly boring myself. Here’s what you need to know; when you change DNS name servers, magic will happen within a few hours. When you transfer domains, it may take FIVE TO SEVEN DAYS. Or maybe it’s happening right now. Who knows?! WHO KNOWS?!! HAHAHA!

Why is it that the first process is soooo much quicker than the domain transfer?! Nothing takes 5 to 7 days anymore! I’m pretty sure you can even do a calendar week in less than 7 days if you paid a little extra!! How can this be?! It is 2008! Obviously, DNS name server changes are managed by forwarding thinking people. Maybe George Jetson heads up the DNS servers department for Mr. Spacely! But the Domain TRANSFER, well that’s a historical process whose tradition and time must be respected. My domain transfer has to be ratified by the Second Continental Congress in Philadelphia, just like the Declaration of Independence. Days and days of arguing the merits of transferring my domain name before final approval! HAHAHA, this is great..HILARIOUS!!

I mean, it’s fine. FINE. I’ll just wait. I’ll wait, I’ll wait, we’ll wait, we’ll WAIT! Fine, I’m breezy and easy-going!

Hmmm, you know what I wish I had right now? A basketball. I wish I had a basketball.. in my apartment… that I could throw repeatedly at the wall as hard as I could. Uh huh, yeah. It may not speed up the process, but it would feel really damn good.

Ahhhhhhhhh, breathe in. Breathe out.

We’ll need to hold off on the Graham Cracker coffee giveaway until everything is fully transferred. My apologies for the delay, but I swear I’m working on it. In fact, there is a horse and buggy waiting outside to take me to Philadelphia to explain to John Adams why he must approve this domain transfer. I’ll send Paul Revere back to you guys with any news.

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